Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures.
I stayed strong until nearly the end.
im really bad at conversations sorry if ive ever talked to you
Honestly if you are a vegan or vegetarian I won’t mind and will try and accommodate your needs and I’ll even limit the amount of meat I eat around you, HOWEVER, if you’re one of the elitist vegetarians or vegans that try to convince me that I’m living my life wrong because I eat meat, chances are I really dislike you and probably find you extremely immature.
But if you’re an elitist meat eater and treat any vegan or vegetarian like they’re shit and stupid I probably dislike you too and find you immature.
|Customer:||*grabs my ass*|
|Me:||*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it|
|Customer:||Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe|
|Me:||and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?|
|Customer:||Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?|
|Me:||So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?|
|Customer:||Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*|
|Customers friend:||ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick|
|Customer:||*reluctantly hands me $20*|
|I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me|
In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.
I get jealous because I’m afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.
I object to the Mass Effect one. Translator chips. Everyone was speaking their native language, it was just that Shepard understood them all as english.
Other than that, carry on.
I can’t stop laughing
The Link one is also False he can’t talk at all.