Graceful Insanity

I'm Amber. I love giant pandas, rubber ducks, whiskey, hardcore, and pop punk.

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via punk-rock-pilots)

mermaiderotica:

hiptoyourjive:

Like 50% of girls are hot and like 4% of boys are hot

This is so true

(via ultra-bummed)

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

(via malavidaaaa)

lowellicious:

brb my 3rd grade self is having a heart attack

(via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

(Source: juilan, via decorate-my-neck)

malavidaaaa:

lisalinguica:

murphmanfa:

brooklynboobalaaaaaah:

whydidishavemybeard:

She doesn’t have to twist my arm to get my help with her lotion. [Set 1/5]

Le Sigh…. 

Good lord.

Oh how. Lovely. I’m going to request some lotioning tonight, and tomorrow and Friday.

♡♡♡♡

(Source: deadbeardsociety)

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

(via punkassb-tch)

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