Graceful Insanity

I'm Amber. I love giant pandas, rubber ducks, whiskey, hardcore, and pop punk.

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

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Me during the day:I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night:Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer:That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer:I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes, but-
Lawyer:I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness:Yes.
Laywer:Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

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stillstuckinthelabyrinth:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

This is something everyone needs to remember.

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radicalism:

girls be wearing those galaxy leggings but never even been to outer space smh

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

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