do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
“John William Keedy explores themes of anxiety and varied neuroses in his photography.”
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
Dibs the Eiffel Tower if she divorces it